Wikipedia and the Gay Necrophiliac Duck

This week sees the 10th Birthday of Wikipedia. From the humble beginnings of its first edit “Hello World”, a test by founder Jimmy Wales, to being one of the biggest website in the world, Wikipedia has been on quite a journey. I thought it would be a good opportunity on this landmark occasion to look the amusing forgotten pages of Wikipedia that didnt make the cut into the 3,529,000 English pages. I have picked my favourites of the list of bizarre Wikipedia pages people have created and where possible written what they wanted to say.

Science/Health

Potato Coma – “…when a digestive system, that is use to potatos eaten regularly, has a lack of potatoes.”

Paper: The fat free chocolate

Shoes and Degenerative Diseases

Squirrels and booze

MASSIVE TRAFFIC CONE SHAPED ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE

Oscillating penguin of ultimate seduction

Homosexual necrophilia in the mallard duck – Was referring to an IgNobel Prize winning study

Why not to sleep in a bamboo forest? – Single sentence. “Because the bamboo will grow through you… resulting in Death.”

Aeroneurophycosis – “in which the sufferer developes a sexual atraction to aircraft”

Religion

The belief that a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanityWas a redirect to Christianity.

Jesus built the Pyramids

Judaism and bus stops

Pope Hamster

Politics

The Smurfs and Communism

United States Senate Special Committee on Bondage

List of convicted drunk drivers who have become President of the United States Page contained one item “George W Bush”

Just plain random…

Buildings Elvis has left – A rather long list of places

CheeseCheeseCheese

Don’t Move your Panda

There are hundreds of these online and there are many more funny ones up there, going through the discussions on the pages on whether or not to deleted them is a very interesting thing to do!  Who knows what will be up there in the next 10 years…

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